The Tea on Teenspeak

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Like, I literally can’t even understand myself sometimes. Recently, I’ve noticed myself use ‘teenspeak’ — words and phrases like “literally,” “the tea,” “slaps,” and “like” — and I’m not the only one. Teenspeak can be heard just about anywhere in MLHS, from the lobby to the library. The random shouts of “bruh” and “sister” throughout [….]

The Mustard Show: Meet the Robotics Club

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Given the great speed with which technology is always progressing, it’s only fitting for Mountain Lakes High School to get with the times. That’s where the Robotics Club comes in. In the latest episode of Donovan Menard’s (’19) popular talk show The Mustard Show, meet the dedicated members of the school Robotics Club, as they [….]

Mr. Petrucelli: International Man of Mystery

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Mr. Petrucelli has made an impression on the Mountain Lakes community since his arrival at our high school. What lies beyond his career as a math teacher? How has his extensive running not managed to kill him? Is it true that he might be taking a leave of absence? We recently sat down with this [….]

Avoid a Skin-Scare with Proper Skin-Care!

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Disclaimer: this post is purely for fun, informational purposes, and the fact that I needed to write an article this month. You are all beautiful, wonderful people! Never forget it! Since Halloween has passed, it’s basically time for Christmas. Kidding, but we’ve still got a BIG holiday coming up in November, and most importantly…it’s National [….]

Driving, Thriving, & Barely Surviving?

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A Comic Created by Ryan Shanker (’20) “I’m not even going to ask what happened…” An Almost-One-Year Driver’s Perspective Little-known driving tip: carry quarters in your car, kids. Friends and family, I apologize, but you will not be receiving any presents this holiday season. “Oh, why?” you ask?  Because I spent all my money on [….]

The Mustard Show (S2E1): Interview with Jo Becker

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With the recent MLHS Hall of Fame ceremony ringing in our minds, it’s only fitting that the latest episode of The Mustard Show honors New York Times published and Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Jo Becker (MLHS ’85).  Jo Becker reveals her thoughts on matters such as the preservation of US Marriage Equality, advice for aspiring student journalists, [….]

A Look at Next Year’s SGA (Ft. The Mustard Show)

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It’s May, and we all know what that means! It’s warm, sunny, AP tests have just finished for some unlucky upperclassmen, and the members of the Mountain Lakes High School 2018-2019 Student Government have been voted in! A few dedicated Lakers have been selected to represent the different grade levels. “Sounds great,” you think. But [….]