Top 1000 Things, according to Conner Smith & Alexei Couwenberg

1. Slippers
2. MLK Jr.
3. Cheese
4. Sharks
5. Pens
6. Walmart
7. Introduction of tomatoes to Europe via Columbian exchange (marinara sauce)
8. Bikes
9. Pants
10. Religion (ranked low b/c of wars and slaves)
11. Concrete
12. Couch
13. 2048
14. Capitalism
15. Family Guy
16. Planes
17. Industrial Revolution
18. Kung Fu Panda
19. Flo Milli
20. Agriculture
21. Pyramids
22. Concept of time
23. Halloween
24. Jesus
25. Cups
26. Art
27. NFT
28. Moon landing
29. Pepper
30. Genghis Khan and the Mongolians
31. Paper
32. Being selected imposter in Among Us
33. Civil wars/revolutions
34. Santa Clause
35. Penicillin
36. First Amendment
37. Enlightenment
38. Stick
39. Spotify
40. Good haircut
41. Lotion
42. Pickles
43. Fortnite
44. Mexico
45. Mothers
46. Irish Potato Famine
47. Gravity
48. Cameras
49. The Pope
50. Feet
51. Microwaves
52. Wii Sports
53. Poultry
54. The Big Bang
55. Sense of smell
56. Printing press
57. Rocks
58. Sugar
59. The alphabet
60. Swords
61. Wheel
62. Cars
63. Oregon Trail
64. Fossil fuels
65. Wood
66. Spherical objects
67. Classism
68. Xbox
69. PS4
70. Glutes
71. Hibachi
72. Divorce
73. Soil
74. Bread
75. Watching YouTube during a nice meal
76. Mitochondria
77. Eyeballs
78. Fire
79. Barbeque
80. Unexpected snow days
81. Trees
82. Shrek series
83. Emotions
84. Hands
85. SpongeBob
86. Plastic
87. Wood
88. Metal
89. Cellphones
90. Cool a** Stickers
91. Reproduction
92. Food chain
93. Terry
94. Attractive people
95. Language
96. Electricity
97. The sun
98. Consciousness
99. Detroit/Newark 

Honorable Mentions: Unrivaled uncontrollable Power, Authoritarian governments, Tyranny, Chaos, quesadillas

(Items 101-1000 left to reader imagination)

About Post Author

Conner Smith ('23) & Alexei Couwenberg ('24)

ashah25@mlschools.org

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